Dear Facebookers Cont.....

**Listening to Sugarland and drinking a big dumb ass ignant ass red bull.. soooo um yea lets get started

I would like to say thank you to my stalkers who have sent me texts, emails, and DM's about my facebook.. Yes, it is true.. I deleted that bitch. She had to fucking go! It was taking over my life and I jus had to kick her ass to the curb. Many reasons for her demise..BUT mostly cuz I am an unstable bitch and was about to go postal on people I don't even know for reasons that didn't even matter. I couldn't take no more.. True effin story.. I wanted to throw my fucking phone at the fucking wall cuz of facebook.. Here is a cont...liste of reasons why that bitch had to go...........


A.) Miserable Bitches- We fucking get it Ms. Glass is half empty, you hate your fucking life and you want the whole world to know about it.. Please for fucks sake get on some pills and keep that shit moving or better yet smoke sum loud or get dicked down real good for once in your pathetic life you  Debbie fucking Downer you..

B.) The Hypochondriac- Lawd gzus.. like WTF yo! Seriously What theeee fuck! sick and tired of being sick and tired lookin ass.. the only status updates from these folks is.. "back to the hospital.. I go" or day 12,4504594059 of my headache... GZUS STFU already and take a fuckin advil.. Seriously tho do you have AIDS? Ima need you to go get that shit checked the fuck out cuz bitch you either dying.. or wanting people to think you are... smdh

C.)Dear Duck Face... really! Nuff said... Please please please!! STOP with the fucking duck face you look riduckulous.. like a ducking idiot.. so STOP it already.. omg and please stop with the duckface with the peace sign and sunglasses.. you need to be killed immediately.. and your 45 with 6 kids acting like ur 16 still.. bitch NOoooooooooo you shouldn't even be on FB much less on FB making duckfaces... I hate duck faces.. fucking hate em..

D.) The every movement I make I must update a status(ers)- Raally don't give a flying fuck that you ate eggs and they were yummy! Get the fuck out of here!!! no better yet.. find someone to penetrate you..IMMEDIATELY

E.) The "Quoter"- GOD Bless America.. I don't care what Socrates fucking said about life.. FUCK you go get one!! in that order

F.)The ignant ass bitches and mens who have 143440 followers and I can't understand why.. YOU AREN'T even funny.. you are actually really fucking lame and I should have deleted you months ago... I hate you lame guy with 35 comments about Garfield and Friends... WTDTA... really fucking really

So there you have it folks... Because of these things above is the reason why I deleted Fuckbook.. it's stupid and pointless and.... OMG I MISS IT REALLY REALLY BAD.. I'm having withdrawals... I need help!! Mommy help me!!! **sobbing*** sighhhhhhhhhhhh  BUT i refuse to reactivate.. I jus CAINT take the fucking stooooopidness of it anymore...