***totally splurged and had a venti iced caramel macchiato with.. count em 2 extra shots of espresso.. so needless to say.. I've had wayyyyy to murch cawfee...I'm listening to my ipod on shuffle and trying to focus..((pssst.. it's not working.. I jus wanna show J Sizz how to Dougie..in the office..on office time.. WTF...OK FOCUS BEE FOCUS..))
P.S. tried to tone down my language today...seeing as it is Ash Wednesday and all.. sighhhh.. **pats my own self on the back
Unless you live under a rock ..then I am sure you are aware that today is Ash Wednesday which means yesterday was Fat Tuesday.. NOW when I think of Fat Tuesday..for some strange effed up reason the first thing that comes to my mind is a mobsta lookin douche bag that has his greasy hair in a kangol hat and is dressed in a crushed red velvet velour tracksuit with no shirt underneath so his chest hair is poking out with layers of gold chains exposed.. All the while carrying his zack morris phone and sporting so many gold rings that it looks like he is wearing brass knuckles... :) sharing is caring.. and YOU ARE WELCOME for the visual..
Any-Ho.. typically I live for days that encourages you to get sloppy shit faced drunk on a school night.. well any night for that matter..unfortunatly I was exhausted and tapped out uber early last night..therefore alcohol will not be something I am giving up for lent. Hell to the no bobby.. I wish I would give up my BFFFE .,, Ummmm chelllarrr I have a very demanding job and 3 very active boys.. you really think I would make it 40 days and 40 nights without my beloved svedy.. pshhhhhh eff that...but it did get me to thinking... hmmm Bish what would you be willing to sacrifice for lent.. I have compiled a list of 5 possibilities..
((jus came to the realization that I really enjoy lists...))
#1- Drunk Facebooking
mhmmm we all do it.. shaking my damn mother effin head..we ALL need to learn to practice safe facebooking.. I don't know what it is about getting tipsy and facebook blasting my damn self..But I do it time and time again.. It doesn't help that my beezy RoJo not only encourages my behavior she is usually right next to me doing the same thing..((the blind leading the blind much!?)) but folks im sick and tired of waking up to text messages and inboxes and comments about my drunkish behavior the night before...Sorry momma ima try harder.. jus til Easter tho!
#2- Diet and Exercise
I feel like I am tricking GOD with this one.. BUT hey tawk about sacrifice.. I mean 40 days with eating whatever I want and not working it off!? Oh lawd gzus this is gonna be a difficult task! I hope I make it **crosses fingers
#3- Giving up white men
Those who know me..YOU already know!! Nuff said...sighhhh the sacrifices I make for Christ
and for those who don't know me..DON'T JUDGE ME! lol
#4-Stupid People
If I have to scrunch my face up, roll my eyes, or say in my head "you are a fucking dumb idiot" ima have to walk away, hang up, or delete you.. In the name of Gzus I rebuke you!
#5- Giving up being awesome
I'm not sure how this is gonna work..seeing as it comes so naturally for me but I am certainly going to try and tone it down.
***seriously tho.. I thought about giving up things that I do all day everyday or daily that really are not a good look.. cussing, drinking, smoking, pre-marital sex.. but **rolls eyes.. I wouldn't be a cool kid anymore if I stopped those things.. so instead I think I am really jus going to try and cut out the petty negative ish in my life.. I also believe that God has a sense of humor.. So before you get to judging me..relax and jus pray for me.. kisses bitches
P.P.S. I wonder what Charlie Sheen is giving up for Lent.. WWCSD??? O.o
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