crip walkin down memory lane

**wait for it wait for it.... Beat drops...**As I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death ...I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left..blah blah blah ((in my opera voice)) Been spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise...jeahhhhh son! Totally made it Old Skool Wednesday..totally doin the 2 step at my desk to this song..and Totally made me think of fond memories that this song brings up.. So what the fuck lets walk down memory lane folks.. I gotta lotta "I remember whens".... should be good times.. I realized besides the fact that I love the word totally.. I am getting fucking old.. like before I know it ima be scootin around on a hova round.. I think I will still be thuggin tho... cuz im jus that gangsta... they gonna call me granny gangsta.. lull GG for short ;)

I remember when…..

**I carried a pager..burgandy and I was the motha effin shit! Oh shit pull over I need to use the payphone.. my momma pagin me 911… Who got 20cents?? LOL

**I watched Jerry Springer..Faithfully

**Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan was the shit! Oh yeahhhhhhhh

**Little debbies cost 25 cents

**Playing Mortal Kombat on Sega… Subzero was the bidness and I always had to say **Seeegggaaaaaa…like on the opening credits

**I would Smoke a Newport after a blunt..cuz for some reason I thought it would make me “higher”  #drugsarebadmkay

**When starter jackets were the motha fuckin shit…mhmm yea them the ones that were pull-overs ..I had a Redskins one all day bitches!

**people said “da bomb”

**Filas were the shit.. and lawd gzus if you had the matching outfit u was an even bigger shit!((I did)) hahaha

**Anything having to do with the Charlotte Hornets was the shit

**Crossroads came out… I miss my uncle Charles ya’ll…

**I was in love with Donny from New kids on the block… don’t judge me

**Micro Machines and I use to steal them from my babysitters son.. I wanted to be able to talk as fast as dude did on the commercials

**Parachute pants.. 2 legit..2 legit 2 quit. Hey heyyy

**I found out he had a sideline ho.. smh

**I busted the sideline ho’s car window with a big ass rock and all she could do was cry cuz I got glass in her hair. LOL #iusedtobeacrazybitch

**I watched Blossom.. jus to hear Joey say Woahh!

**Mr. Quik, Pizza World and Double Nickel #suchafatgirl

** you had to Blow on Nintendo games to make em work

**I was obsessed with Thundercats

**everyone thought everything was gonna shut down NYE 1999

**Reeboks with the basketball you could pump up.

**Mickey Mouse Club.. I had the HUGEST crush on Ricky Luna… <3 ß-IKR lol

**Mmmmbop was my jam!

**People wore overalls with one strap hangin.. HAaAaAaaa #pimpin!

**Tweety bird shirts were the shit

**Jellies! I had a pair in every color.. #fashionista

**Jean purses.. lull what was I thinking

**I had huge ass bangs that I use to spray half a can of hairspray onßcalled em mall bangs.. haha

**Recording love songs on the radio onto a cassette tape

**Wanting to be a FLY GIRL on In living Color

**Slap-its bracelets

**Pinch rolled jeans

**scrunchis

**Tamagotchi pets.. you know the ones that was on a keychain… jeah!!

**Talking into a fan with my sister.. LUKE..I AM YOUR FATHER.. #goodtimes

**Being obsessed with butterflies cuz Mariah Carey was.. Dream lova lova lookin ass

**Wanting to be part of the Baby Sitters Club.. Claudia to be exact

**When I wanted to marry Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly.. I jus knew I was gonna marry that man cuz of his sense of style! LOL #DEADASSWRONG

**The first time I heard R. Kelly’s 12play sighhhhh #TRUELOVE

** I jus knew I was gonna have a baby wit the boy that lived around the corner who drove the old school Chevy on sum 20’s… hhahahahahahaha ** he ended up having a baby with about 10 girls real talk seen him working at BK and he still probably driving that old ass chevy with them weak ass 20’s… #stepyagameupdaddy

Sugar water..mhmmm syrup sammys too.. lmao we would toast our bread it was kinda like eating French toast!

**my brain hurts from Memory lane.. Deuces fukkas