Dear Baby GZUS,
If you make my head stop pounding and the room stop spinning I pinky promise to never get this fucked up again.. Titty bars and chili cheese fries is not how I intended my evening to end..Eweww and I really don't like the fact that I passed out on someones dirty bathroom floor not sure if I was gonna throw up or shit on myself.. Not a good look brushing my teeth with my finger this morning and combing my hair into a pony with the same finger..jus to stumble outside in the same clothes as the night before and do 360's looking for my effin car... Sighhh Lawd im 2 hungover to be walking a fucking marathon.. And where the fuck is my keys?? Shit fuck damnit where are my fucking keys? Am i being punished for drinking too much? Please baby GZUS I will try harder not to get so shit faced like that again if you could please make the earth stop spinning so fast so I can go home to my own bed.. And PS I am soooo effin grateful I
Deactivated my Facebook.. And thank you thank you for my phone dying.. Could have gotten real embarrassing if you know what I mean ;)
Sincerely,
A drunk bitch
ummmm...when? who? what???
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