Sunday, March 27, 2011

Oh Facebook.. I'm having second thoughts...



****MI THOTZ EGGZAKLEE.. LURN ENGLISH STOOPID FUCKERS****

99 bottles of beer on the wall..

Dear Baby GZUS,
If you make my head stop pounding and the room stop spinning I pinky promise to never get this fucked up again.. Titty bars and chili cheese fries is not how I intended my evening to end..Eweww and I really don't like the fact that I passed out on someones dirty bathroom floor not sure if I was gonna throw up or shit on myself.. Not a good look brushing my teeth with my finger this morning and combing my hair into a pony with the same finger..jus to stumble outside in the same clothes as the night before and do 360's looking for my effin car... Sighhh Lawd im 2 hungover to be walking a fucking marathon.. And where the fuck is my keys?? Shit fuck damnit where are my fucking keys? Am i being punished for drinking too much? Please baby GZUS I will try harder not to get so shit faced like that again if you could please make the earth stop spinning so fast so I can go home to my own bed.. And PS I am soooo effin grateful I
Deactivated my Facebook.. And thank you thank you for my phone dying.. Could have gotten real embarrassing if you know what I mean ;)
Sincerely,
A drunk bitch

Friday, March 25, 2011

bad, bad, bad, bad boy..You make me feel so good!

I read something on Twitter today that made me kinda lull.. something like...why do women keep the man that is perfect for them a friend and worship the man that treats her like shit… I laugh because it is the truest statement ever! Kinda sorta.. the thing is this.. Women say they want a man that respects them and is their knight in shining armor.. yes we do want to be respected but we love us an asshole..a man that is bossy and arrogant and aggressive!.. Unfortunately you get put in the “friend zone” cuz you’re too nice of a guy..
There is something about a man who tells you to hurry the fuck up and get him sumthin to drink that turns us on..lol..nice guys are good to go to for advice on what to do when their man is bein a super dick but not to date..
I personally think a “bad boy” is safe.. Most “bad boys” don’t want a commitment and string you along for as long as they can.. some females are afraid of commitment and this works out for everyone involved.. Nice guys are pushovers.. that shit aint cute at all.. No one respects someone they can walk all over. Nice guys don’t make any real demands or put their foot down.. A bad boy would NEVER let a woman walk all over him or control him. Women can’t respect a man that they can control. No respect = Not getting any ass
TRUE STORY..Women are nurturers....We wanna be the ONE to make him change his bad boy ways.. to fix whatever is wrong with him that makes him a dick.. nice guys don’t always know what to say.. Bad boys usually got good game and kno exactly what women want to hear. I also think that we wanna feel safe and protected.. I wanna kno that my boo is gonna protect me.. I can't say I can say the same thing for the "nice guy" I dont' want a man who wants to talk some shit out with someone who jus disrespected me.. I want to see that talk shittin fucker get knocked the fuck out!! Go to sleep Ho type shit...BUT I think at the end of the day a woman really wants a good guy with asshole tendencies..gotta find that happy medium..I like the fact that I am respected and my opinion matters but I also like being smacked on my ass and told to shut the fuck up when I know Im way outta line…sighhhhhhh think Ima call my boo right na so he can igg my phone call and texts...LMAO..

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

crip walkin down memory lane

**wait for it wait for it.... Beat drops...**As I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death ...I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left..blah blah blah ((in my opera voice)) Been spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise...jeahhhhh son! Totally made it Old Skool Wednesday..totally doin the 2 step at my desk to this song..and Totally made me think of fond memories that this song brings up.. So what the fuck lets walk down memory lane folks.. I gotta lotta "I remember whens".... should be good times.. I realized besides the fact that I love the word totally.. I am getting fucking old.. like before I know it ima be scootin around on a hova round.. I think I will still be thuggin tho... cuz im jus that gangsta... they gonna call me granny gangsta.. lull GG for short ;)

I remember when…..
**I carried a pager..burgandy and I was the motha effin shit! Oh shit pull over I need to use the payphone.. my momma pagin me 911… Who got 20cents?? LOL
**I watched Jerry Springer..Faithfully
**Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan was the shit! Oh yeahhhhhhhh
**Little debbies cost 25 cents
**Playing Mortal Kombat on Sega… Subzero was the bidness and I always had to say **Seeegggaaaaaa…like on the opening credits
**I would Smoke a Newport after a blunt..cuz for some reason I thought it would make me “higher”  #drugsarebadmkay
**When starter jackets were the motha fuckin shit…mhmm yea them the ones that were pull-overs ..I had a Redskins one all day bitches!
**people said “da bomb”
**Filas were the shit.. and lawd gzus if you had the matching outfit u was an even bigger shit!((I did)) hahaha
**Anything having to do with the Charlotte Hornets was the shit
**Crossroads came out… I miss my uncle Charles ya’ll…
**I was in love with Donny from New kids on the block… don’t judge me
**Micro Machines and I use to steal them from my babysitters son.. I wanted to be able to talk as fast as dude did on the commercials
**Parachute pants.. 2 legit..2 legit 2 quit. Hey heyyy
**I found out he had a sideline ho.. smh
**I busted the sideline ho’s car window with a big ass rock and all she could do was cry cuz I got glass in her hair. LOL #iusedtobeacrazybitch
**I watched Blossom.. jus to hear Joey say Woahh!
**Mr. Quik, Pizza World and Double Nickel #suchafatgirl
** you had to Blow on Nintendo games to make em work
**I was obsessed with Thundercats
**everyone thought everything was gonna shut down NYE 1999
**Reeboks with the basketball you could pump up.
**Mickey Mouse Club.. I had the HUGEST crush on Ricky Luna… <3 ß-IKR lol
**Mmmmbop was my jam!
**People wore overalls with one strap hangin.. HAaAaAaaa #pimpin!
**Tweety bird shirts were the shit
**Jellies! I had a pair in every color.. #fashionista
**Jean purses.. lull what was I thinking
**I had huge ass bangs that I use to spray half a can of hairspray onßcalled em mall bangs.. haha
**Recording love songs on the radio onto a cassette tape
**Wanting to be a FLY GIRL on In living Color
**Slap-its bracelets

**Pinch rolled jeans

**scrunchis
**Tamagotchi pets.. you know the ones that was on a keychain… jeah!!
**Talking into a fan with my sister.. LUKE..I AM YOUR FATHER.. #goodtimes
**Being obsessed with butterflies cuz Mariah Carey was.. Dream lova lova lookin ass
**Wanting to be part of the Baby Sitters Club.. Claudia to be exact
**When I wanted to marry Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly.. I jus knew I was gonna marry that man cuz of his sense of style! LOL #DEADASSWRONG
**The first time I heard R. Kelly’s 12play sighhhhh #TRUELOVE
** I jus knew I was gonna have a baby wit the boy that lived around the corner who drove the old school Chevy on sum 20’s… hhahahahahahaha ** he ended up having a baby with about 10 girls real talk seen him working at BK and he still probably driving that old ass chevy with them weak ass 20’s… #stepyagameupdaddy
Sugar water..mhmmm syrup sammys too.. lmao we would toast our bread it was kinda like eating French toast!
**my brain hurts from Memory lane.. Deuces fukkas                                                   

Monday, March 21, 2011

Dear Facebookers Cont.....

**Listening to Sugarland and drinking a big dumb ass ignant ass red bull.. soooo um yea lets get started

I would like to say thank you to my stalkers who have sent me texts, emails, and DM's about my facebook.. Yes, it is true.. I deleted that bitch. She had to fucking go! It was taking over my life and I jus had to kick her ass to the curb. Many reasons for her demise..BUT mostly cuz I am an unstable bitch and was about to go postal on people I don't even know for reasons that didn't even matter. I couldn't take no more.. True effin story.. I wanted to throw my fucking phone at the fucking wall cuz of facebook.. Here is a cont...liste of reasons why that bitch had to go...........


A.) Miserable Bitches- We fucking get it Ms. Glass is half empty, you hate your fucking life and you want the whole world to know about it.. Please for fucks sake get on some pills and keep that shit moving or better yet smoke sum loud or get dicked down real good for once in your pathetic life you  Debbie fucking Downer you..

B.) The Hypochondriac- Lawd gzus.. like WTF yo! Seriously What theeee fuck! sick and tired of being sick and tired lookin ass.. the only status updates from these folks is.. "back to the hospital.. I go" or day 12,4504594059 of my headache... GZUS STFU already and take a fuckin advil.. Seriously tho do you have AIDS? Ima need you to go get that shit checked the fuck out cuz bitch you either dying.. or wanting people to think you are... smdh

C.)Dear Duck Face... really! Nuff said... Please please please!! STOP with the fucking duck face you look riduckulous.. like a ducking idiot.. so STOP it already.. omg and please stop with the duckface with the peace sign and sunglasses.. you need to be killed immediately.. and your 45 with 6 kids acting like ur 16 still.. bitch NOoooooooooo you shouldn't even be on FB much less on FB making duckfaces... I hate duck faces.. fucking hate em..

D.) The every movement I make I must update a status(ers)- Raally don't give a flying fuck that you ate eggs and they were yummy! Get the fuck out of here!!! no better yet.. find someone to penetrate you..IMMEDIATELY

E.) The "Quoter"- GOD Bless America.. I don't care what Socrates fucking said about life.. FUCK you go get one!! in that order

F.)The ignant ass bitches and mens who have 143440 followers and I can't understand why.. YOU AREN'T even funny.. you are actually really fucking lame and I should have deleted you months ago... I hate you lame guy with 35 comments about Garfield and Friends... WTDTA... really fucking really

So there you have it folks... Because of these things above is the reason why I deleted Fuckbook.. it's stupid and pointless and.... OMG I MISS IT REALLY REALLY BAD.. I'm having withdrawals... I need help!! Mommy help me!!! **sobbing*** sighhhhhhhhhhhh  BUT i refuse to reactivate.. I jus CAINT take the fucking stooooopidness of it anymore...

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

I'm a GAZILLION TRILLION % sure he my baby's fadda




Let me start by saying.. H-O- larious.. Maury is my dirty little secret.. I Tivo that ish all the fuggin time cuz true story it is the best mutha fuckin entertainment EVER.. I mean anytime I need to feel better about myself I watch Maury…
It’s is so funny to me to see these girls come on here 1000000000000% that this man is the father.. like aint no way in hell there could be anyone else! Haaaa ** I mean look at those fingernails Maury they got the same fingernails Maury… the vid speaks for itself but I jus gotta add my 2 cents...LULLLLLLLLL
#1 Dear BUSTDOWNesha Ima need you to get your life together ITO ((in that order)).. Please please please for fucks sake STOP I repeat STOP getting drilled like it’s ur motha fucking JOB.. bish what the fizuck is wrong with you!? If you wanna be a slut.. have at it.. BUT be a SAFE slut gzus almighty.. like really fucking really 11 (+) men being tested for 1 child!?? Ummmmmm ok so you were having lots of sex with lots of dudes all in a matter of a week or so.. all raw backin it..ewwww I need a brillo pad to scrub that image out of my head.. Yous a HO and jus plain ole nasty Bustdownesha.. and I pray you go to church so GZUS can save you HO!! I mean really have you ever heard of a lil sumin sumin called HIV..it’s a life long process! Or herps.. yeah that’s that friend that never goes away..  
#2 You have the nerve to come on national television! Are you fucking retarded bitch! Like really were you dropped on ur fucking dome piece as a kid.. Did you used to get pulled out of class to go to the smaller class with all them teachers? Did ur momma smoke gasoline when she was pregnant.. Cuz ima tell you like this.. If I had even an inkling of a doubt of who my baby’s father was I wish I would go on national television for a mutha fuckin DNA test.. smh at bustdownesha I am at a loss for words right now..
#3 You have the fucking nerve to come on TV for the 11th time and TALK SHIT!? Bitch what the fuck!? Did ummm I miss sumthing.. did umm you miss something..you do realize this is not the 1st not the 2nd and not the 3rd but the fucking 11th time you been on Maury..SMH.. I am suprised you haven't killed yo self already and if you haven't offed urself im suprised AIDS hasn't killed u hunee.. real talk and if AIDS aint killed you I'm suprised one of those 11 mens wifeys hasn't beat yo whorish ass..11 damn times Bustdownesha!? dayummm heffa you probably got your own dressing room at this point any more visits and they gonna have to put you on fucking payroll with 401ks and shit.. You really gonna sit up and  talk shit cuz he lives with his momma.. BITCH HELLO YOU GETTING DICKED DOWN UNPROTECTED BY ALL OF NORTH AMERICA and wanna talk about ole boy cuz he lives with his momma.. and jus like he said boo it wasn’t a problem when he was humpin yo ass was it now!?
#4 when it comes to 4 yr old baby mymommafuckedmeupforlifebybeingaslut Dion you are NOT the father… ***bustdownesha runs off stage..
Moral of this story.. keep testin em bustdownesha cuz you keep me entertained 5 days a week ;)

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

EFF U SEE KAY U

Today is TOTALLY not my fucking day…Seriously and this video pahrettty much sums up how I am feeling… Sighhhhhs


I woke up with a fucking chip on my shoulder && damnit don’t ask me fucking WHY!? I don’t effing know why..if I fucking new the answer to the GD question I would try to solve the fucking riddle or sumthin.. Baby Gzus take the wheel! Take the wheel!!!!!!!!
My effin day started out as crap I shoulda known it would be a complete SHITASTIC day.. I shoulda seen this bullshit coming a mile away..
FUCK the fact that I woke up late and didn’t have time to do my hair and now I look like a fucking cocker spaniel and FUCK Mickey D’s for giving me the wrong cawfee this morning..((What is so hard about BLACK CAWFEE with 2 shots of espresso!? It’s not fucking rocket science people!!)) and FUCK me for not being able to go back and get their screw up right because of the fact that I was running late.  FUCK FUCK FUCK
And FUCK you bird who decided to take a shit on my dry clean only coat.. OH and FUCK you old guy for pulling out in front of me making me almost drop my cigarette and making me burn my fingers.. then having the nerve to HONK at me! Old ass don’t know how you see with those coke bottle glasses can barely see over the steering wheel..looks like u could keel over any second FUKKA!
I was really trying to turn over a new leaf today too.. Cut back on cursing, and drinking, and judging people. What the hell was I thinking!? What a fucking fool I am. I am going to excessively drink and chain smoke tonight.. And if tomorrow is anything like today I will more than likely off myself and if I don’t I will jus drown my fucked up ness in svedka.. if not maybe then I will try to cut back… Who fucking knows?

Thursday, March 10, 2011

DSi spy you as road rash.....

***Hey Boy..how u doin…my name is Beth..last name Brunson.. And I was wondering if YOU could take me out..show me a good time.. invite me to your house.. J late night early morning.. pretty sure ima go into cardiac arrest.. drinkin an XL redbull, cawfee, chocolate milk and sum ice whaaatahh.. jeahhhh I’m thirsty.. lull in more ways than 1 I suppose..

So ummm yeah… totally in a craptastic mood today.. I dislike females who act like they are friggin 8 ft tall with 2 AK47s ready to kill yo ass...fuck up outta here... u might wanna get ur Sloth from the Goonies lookin ass up outta here! Sooooo OFF that because I don’t plan on being a plastic in this blog.. This blog was meant to rant about my not so great night……………

can you say
Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!


Big Double Sigh.. Let me start by saying this ***clears throat.. My 8 year old and 6 year old have been begging me for a fooking year to get them Ninetendo DSi's..Can’t just say DS’s in my house you gotta say the whole kitten caboodle ya diggity dig. So yea any whore..Begged and Begged and did some more begging.. Me being the cheap asshole that I am.. ignore their pleas and got away with it for 12 effin months folks… yea we are tawkin these lil fukkas asked me every day for an entire calendar year… and every day I would say maybe we will see and blah blah bullshit like that… ((mind you… I didn’t mind getting my then 7 now 8 year old one it was my then 5 now 6 year old that worried me..((jus wanna say my 6 year old takes better care of it than my 8 yr old... smdh for underestimating that little trolly troll Kenny..)) BUT I didn’t want to get one for one and not the other.. anyone who has kids of the same sex close in age can kinda sorta feel my pain. **any ho.. so for their birthdays this year they really wanted these stupid expensive effin things… I folded like a piece of paper and decided to get them… sighs fast forward 
>>>>>>ScRuReY…… sCrUrEy…… ScRuReY<<<<<<<< ß----that’s my VCR sound effects…mhmmmm
Alrighty tidy back to my interesting eventful evening…I ran to the grocery store.. left the kids in the car.. NO worries.. they were completely being supervised by each other..and they were unbuckled with the car running and windows rolled up.. I mean c’mon people I am qwen of role model mommy… anywhore.. I get back to the car and they had spit out their gum that I gave them to occupy them and conned the “pizza holder” into letting them eat the pizza we just got for dinner… Savages!!
Yelled at the little emm effers to get back in their seats buckle up cuz we were rolling out….I  Back up, turn the music on and proceed to exit Kroger… hang a left onto Main and whaddya kno my side door flies the eff open.. I break and panic.. and start counting heads thinking ohhh tiny infant baby gzus someone jus fell out.. sighhhhhs false alarm everyone was safe and sound..smdh at spitting gum wads out for pizza they wasn't supposed to eat and then NOT closing the door properly.. So pizza holder closes the door and we proceed home… 
We gets out the car and Bray and Kenny are still in it bouncing around.. So I tell em c’mon what the crickey are you all doin.. Bray says he cannot find his Nintendo DSi.. I instantly knew that effin thing flew out when the door flew open… Like effin seriously.. Like really folks.. Like SERIOUSLY..where they do that at!? Shakin my damn motha fukkn head… WHY baby gzus.. WHY!?!??! I said… well I don’t know what to tell you kid it is probably in a million pieces on main street.. He of course starts to cry.. I of course being mommy dearest..I tell him to suck that shit up and fix his damn mother effin face before I do! Then pizza holder tells me go look for it….huh DSi fell out the car on a busy damn road and is smashed into a catrillion different pieces say what!? ***looks around… are you serious Pizza holder.. you want me to really get more upset by seeing it firsthand… Pizza holder says… yea you never know… I grab my keys and stomp out the door like this is effin ridicy… **seriously tawkin out loud at this point..droppin eff bombs and speedin… So I get back to the scene of the crime and WHADAYA KNO… I see the little fucker layin in the road… ((logic Bee would have parked and walked into the street and grabbed it… erratic bee guns it… cuts in front of traffic throws vinny in park and gets out… Of course this effin napkin in the suburban breaks and starts honkin like I am fuckin up his driving ability… Which I wasn’t might I add!!! There is totally 3 lanes and he was totally in the far left and I was totally in the far right!! Ole fukka jus wanted to be dramatic… So I reach for it.. and Hilly billy jack decides to roll down his window and yell “hey you dumb bitch..drive much” huhhhhhh me being me look around like is he really tawkin to me..oh hell to the no bobby this fukka is really tawkin to me.. so me being me again said… FUCK YOU as I shake my fist in the air… If I didn’t need that damn DS.. I would have chucked it at his 1980 something blue on silver Suburban… FML… I get back in and laugh the whole damn way home cuz I always find humor in the most effed up sitchies… So I get in the house inspect it and it was intact.. like really! Battery was missing but we can work with that.. So we swap Kennys battery and put it in Brays and whadoya kno!! IT EFFIN WORKS…..***AWHHHHH -----HA-LEY-LU-LAH …..mhmmmm lu-LAH bishes lu-LAH… OH ASH WEDNESDAY.. THANK YOU!! MORAL OF THIS STORY.. KIDS ARE LITTLE FUCKERS!
*** THE END!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Fat Tuesday please meet Ash Wednesday

***totally splurged and had a venti iced caramel macchiato with.. count em 2 extra shots of espresso.. so needless to say.. I've had wayyyyy to murch cawfee...I'm listening to my ipod on shuffle and trying to focus..((pssst.. it's not working.. I jus wanna show J Sizz how to Dougie..in the office..on office time.. WTF...OK FOCUS BEE FOCUS..))

P.S. tried to tone down my language today...seeing as it is Ash Wednesday and all.. sighhhh.. **pats my own self on the back

Unless you live under a rock ..then I am sure you are aware that today is Ash Wednesday which means yesterday was Fat Tuesday.. NOW when I think of Fat Tuesday..for some strange effed up reason the first thing that comes to my mind is a mobsta lookin douche bag that has his greasy hair in a kangol hat and is dressed in a crushed red velvet velour tracksuit with no shirt underneath so his chest hair is poking out with layers of gold chains exposed.. All the while carrying his zack morris phone and sporting so many gold rings that it looks like he is wearing brass knuckles... :) sharing is caring.. and  YOU ARE WELCOME for the visual..

Any-Ho.. typically I live for days that encourages you to get sloppy shit faced drunk on a school night.. well any night for that matter..unfortunatly I was exhausted and tapped out uber early last night..therefore alcohol will not be something I am giving up for lent. Hell to the no bobby.. I wish I would give up my BFFFE .,, Ummmm chelllarrr I have a very demanding job and 3 very active boys.. you really think I would make it 40 days and 40 nights without my beloved svedy.. pshhhhhh eff that...but it did get me to thinking... hmmm Bish what would you be willing to sacrifice for lent.. I have compiled a list of 5 possibilities..

 ((jus came to the realization that I really enjoy lists...))

#1- Drunk Facebooking
mhmmm we all do it.. shaking my damn mother effin head..we ALL need to learn to practice safe facebooking.. I don't know what it is about getting tipsy and facebook blasting my damn self..But I do it time and time again.. It doesn't help that my beezy RoJo not only encourages my behavior she is usually right next to me doing the same thing..((the blind leading the blind much!?)) but folks im sick and tired of waking up to text messages and inboxes and comments about my drunkish behavior the night before...Sorry momma ima try harder.. jus til Easter tho!


#2- Diet and Exercise
I feel like I am tricking GOD with this one.. BUT hey tawk about sacrifice.. I mean 40 days with eating whatever I want and not working it off!? Oh lawd gzus this is gonna be a difficult task! I hope I make it **crosses fingers


#3- Giving up white men
Those who know me..YOU already know!! Nuff said...sighhhh the sacrifices I make for Christ
and for those who don't know me..DON'T JUDGE ME! lol

#4-Stupid People
If I have to scrunch my face up, roll my eyes, or say in my head "you are a fucking dumb idiot" ima have to walk away, hang up, or delete you.. In the name of Gzus I rebuke you!


#5- Giving up being awesome
I'm not sure how this is gonna work..seeing as it comes so naturally for me but I am certainly going to try and tone it down.


***seriously tho.. I thought about giving up things that I do all day everyday or daily that really are not a good look.. cussing, drinking, smoking, pre-marital sex.. but **rolls eyes.. I wouldn't be a cool kid anymore if I stopped those things.. so instead I think I am really jus going to try and cut out the petty negative ish in my life.. I also believe that God has a sense of humor.. So before you get to judging me..relax and jus pray for me.. kisses bitches

P.P.S. I wonder what Charlie Sheen is giving up for Lent.. WWCSD??? O.o


Wednesday, March 2, 2011

#Winning..DUH

** listening to the battle hymn of the republic.. while sipping earl grey tea..



I didn't plan on blogging this one quite yet.. I was gonna touch on child abuse and nosey folks but what the hell. I am waiting on this slow ass mudda trucker to take his turn in scrabble.. My schedy is all done for tomorrow and needed to kill some time before I eitha leave from work or take my turn in Scrabble abble.. Any HO.. sighs** Charlie Sheen has made me giggle all day! If you are not following him on twitter I recommend it and if you don't have twitter I recommend you offing urself for being so ummm not up with the up and up.. ya diggity dig! 
Ok A.D.D. kicked in back to ole Chuckie Boy.. LULL and LULL this emm effer cracks me up! The first time I watched his "candid" interview with whats her face I was shocked and appalled like OMG this man is nuts...Like a few fries short of a happy meal type deal..then I was like naw he smokin that ish.. BUT when the heffa said he took a drug test and passed.. LAWD I fell out my chair... NO really I fell out my chair.. I went to roll backwards to get the attention of my co-worker and totally tipped O-V-E-R.... pretty sure I broke my ass bone.. and I am pretty sure Ima need sum Work comp out of this..
Chuckie like really you passed a drug test? What the eff ?? The man who is a self proclaimed "Rock star from Mars" is drug free!?!? HOLY MOSES.. so I'm like he is mentally ill but let him tell it.. He is not Bi-Polar but Bi-Winner.. umm ok.. I totally heart Chuckie more now then I did when he played Rick "wild thang" Vaughn in Major League. I have never seen this 2 and a half men but I would totally watch it weekly from now on.. How has Charlie slipped under my radar? Anyone who knows me knows how much I love an off his rocker on the brink of having a mental break down at any moment uncensored nutso cuckoo for cocoa puffs man! sighhhh he makes me laugh out loud and snort a lil bit thru my nose..He makes me happy.. I'm tawkin big cheese like I jus ingested a xanax happy! Real talk I been telling people don't sleep on the crazies! Crazy is in! Crazy is the new black or blue whichever is more popular this season...I hope to see more of Chuckie boy in the near future.. I totally adore his way of thinking and the crazy shit that comes out of his mouth..