Went to court today.. Don't ask me why cuz I don't wanna talk about it.. and don't bother tryin to look me up either cuz I am a #LawAbider.. fuckka.. Soooo Why did I bring up the fact that I went to court you ask? Cuz I do have a point to my effin story I swear... Any HO..
~This man was at the elevator and he was pushing the fucking ((already lit) elevator button like it was gonna make shit happen faster.. Like magically the elevator was gonna swoop down get us and lift off to whatever floor at a super fast speed or sum shit... I was already irritated that my sleep was interrupted 45 min early and now this douche in the elevator wants to click the fucking button 15 times.. Gzus buddy fucking stop it you are annoying! I rolled my eyes and whadda u kno..I realized that it doesn't take much to fucking irritate me.. let me list you the most irritating shit in the entire fucking world! (( I love a list if you haven't noticed)
~ inconsiderate assholes who talk on their cell phone at the most inappropriate times..ie in line at the gas station or grocery store.. and all the poor cashier wants is for you to click yes 1 more gain on the effin debit card machine but NoOoOoO ur too busy talking about ur effin day to even listen to her...ur holding up the fookin line douche ball...tell that bitch on the phone to hold for 10 seconds!
~ Speed Humps
~ When someone sends me a text message and I can't tell if they sent it to a bunch a people or jus me.. I don't wanna respond if it was a mass text and look like a douche and I don't wanna not respond if it was jus sent to me and look like a big ole bitch #DILEMMA
~Pennies.. all change for that matter except Quarters..I like Quarters..for vending machines and vacuums and shit like that.. but pennies can go suck a dick..
~ Rebecca Black..and if you don't know WTF I'm tawkin about then consider urself lucky..No seriously go buy a lotto ticket u lucky bastards..
~ You have reached the voice mailbox of 3--0--9--2--8--7--0--0--1--2. At the tone, please record your voice message. At the end of your message, you may hang up, or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. To page this person, press 8. If you still want to leave a message for this person, press 2 now. BEEEEEEEEP. GZUS I SHOULD HAVE TEXTED...THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!
~ Rude Jerk-offs who leave their car door open EVEN tho they see u trying to pull in right next to you... Listen fuck face if there was another spot TRUST me when I say I would have parked there but there wasn't so if you could kindly stop being a stuck up bitch for 2 seconds and let me squeeze in here real quick.. I would greatly appreciate it..
~ people who can't fucking talk... "I suspect you to be on time"... BITCH what the fuck are you retarded..you suspect? no bitch you're suspect..suspect of being an illiterate fuck.. it's EXPECT stoopid.
~ people who ask me what I am reading... ummmmmm move a lil bit and look and the cover.. you really interrupted my reading time to ask me that... Rotate..
~ one-uppers.. you know the folks that NO matter what ur story is.. they been there done that with a twist..
"so yea my car was broken into last night." considerate people.. "oh wow that sucks dude..sorry..was anything taken?" The one upper " Mine was too! Except I was in it and they took me at knife point to the ATM and robbed me.. fucking really! I hate you...go to hell and die you one-upper fuck!
~ Know it alls... Ok Ms. Wikipedia..Who the fuck even asked you for ur 2 cents..
~ The motha fukkin Ratchet Ass Redbox.... holy fuck this should be number 1... I can't stand when there is people at the redbox.. a whole family huddled around this little machine trying to figure out what movie to rent...are you serious... I patiently try and wait and not look like I'm irritated because you can't decide on a movie and u are holding up the line... It is a mutha fuckin dolla.. how about you each pick one...I will give you the damn dollar if you just hurry the EFF up! never fails.. never ever..I jus don't understand FML and the Gosh Darn RED BOX...
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~ Peeps that order a steak well done... why spend ur money on it foolish.. jus get a hamburger..
~Mustaches...***shudders very much pedophile-ish... unless it is a stache-bar u kno that looks like a handlebar.. then ur just effin awesome and I wanna be like you when I grown up..
~People who can't spell the word TOMORROW.. it's not tomorraw.. or tomarrow..I really don't like people who can't spell period.. I know I use typonese.. but a bitch can spell.. a bitch did finish HS and a bitch did go to college.. so naaa naaa
~ folks that chew and smack their gum like they are a cow chomping on grass.. ughhh fuck kill yo self.. kill me instead..
~The checker outter and the grocery store.. You know the one always anxious to give ur children stickers. That bitch must not have children.. cuz all those lil rug rats do is A. leave em on their clothes and I accidentally wash them and then its mission impossible to get them off their clothes.. or B. ima find these stickers all over my wall.. and when I try and peel them off my paint comes with it.. SMH
~Drivers who refuse to turn right on a red light... Pahrettttyyy sure your "Rules of the Road" book clearly states that this is a legal move.. So why are you playing with my impatient emotions by not turning!??!
~advertisement/commercials online....looky hurrrr.. I have had a DVR since 07.. I haven't watched commercials in years.. why the eff should I have to watch them jus to watch a pinche youtube video!?
~Shoppers who don't return their shopping carts.. it is uber annoying and plain ole lazy!
~Litterbugs.. shame on you!
~Parents who don't know how to NOT dress their kids like they are homeless. Ughhhh
~Mudda fuckers who can't take a joke..did you break ur funny bone or summin??
~Uni-brows
~People who have to remind you every effin day how happy they are..Listen here you lying ass bitch.. NOBODY is that happy ALL the fucking time not even people who take ecstasy. Soooo really are you trying to convince me or yourself on how happy you are!? #FoodForThought
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