Hello young world it is me again..I have had a shitastic weekend..pardon me for my absence.. I was feeling better today until this manila gorilla lookin ass bitch wanted to test me.. She must not know that I am emotionally unstable right now..cuz she sure in the fuck had a staring problem and was shocked and appalled when I told her some "BOO" as I walked past her to get in my car... and FYI that wife beater and no bra isn’t workin for you..matter of fact it should be illegal..illegal as that fucked up lace front on your damn head.. enjoy ur day tootles..
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| Believe it or not her lace front was worse..and not combed..ewww kill yoself! |
Normally I AM this mean.. but today I said it with hate.. almost wanting her to fuck with me some more.. but she didn’t have shit to say surprisingly.. after praying for forgiveness I chuckled.. as I got to work I seen this man in tight sweats that were to short..and a tight ass sweatshirt and bookbag..reminded me of the kid from BIG.
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| Is that a wedgy!? ewwwwie gooey! |
I said damnnn that should be ILLEGAL too.. wtf is wrong with the world today..apparently lots.. and I am here to tell you there is a laundry list of shit that should be illegal.. and when I become the leader of the free world I will enforce it! So please brace yourself because you will be arrested for NOT being awesome.
Much love,
BB
1. People at stop lights who blare some techno music like we are at a rave.. at least turn the shit down or roll up your windows..rude rave-aholic fukka
2. Justin Beiber.. YOU SUCK, YOUR MUSIC SUCKS..and if YOU are a fan YOU SUCK TOO… life without the possiblilty of parole for you people
3. Tan-a-rexics.. listen I am ALL for a little color.. nobody wants to look at something that is pasty white..ewwww but fa real fa real..if you look like an umpa loompa.. ima say..you need an intervention… your race shouldn’t be ORANGE.. not cute
4. Speedos on men.. Unless your name is Michael Phelps.. Don’t fucking do that EVER!
5. Short Sleeve shirts with a neck tie… dude you are screaming scum bag..it reminds me of Sipowicz from NYPD blue..
6. Bitch ass fuks who cleary see the road signs that say road closing 3 mi but still wait to the very last minute before merging! AND THEN DON’T EVEN FUCKIN GIVE YOU A HAND WAVE to show appreciation for letting them over…you make me want to ram my car into yours and then cut you back off while giving you the finger
7. Hating the Chicago Bears.. punishment should be public stoning!
8. Wearing Crocs..even you Mario Batali! What the fuck..fuck comfort you look like an asswipe..they make your feet sweat..which in return make ur feet smell.. ewwwie
9. White girls with weave… ummm WHY!?
10. Grown men on Mopeds/Scooters.. you look fucking RIDIC and Grown, Fat men on scooters… lawd gzus.. you are gonna be exiled from my Country!
11. Men who think they are GOD’s gift to women.. actually you are a piece of shit with desco dick.. THAT IS ALL!
12. Last Call….Noooooooo I hate this!
13. Old People.. Yea I said it! What!? Nothing worse than walking behind them or driving behind them they are S-L-O-W as fuck.. and not only that, why must they smell like musk!? And why does their breath have to smell like cat shit?
14. People who wear shorts and flippys with a hooded sweatshirt.. what the fuck!? I mean I know its colder up north than it is down south but dayum.. you look like a fucking idiot.. really you do..
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