Alrighty..So I was reading this oh scratch that.. I totally watched this video of this wench biffin into a fountain at a Mall.. Totally laughed out loud..((LULL)) it was some H-I-larious shit.. watch for yourself and then watch me talk about this heffa
Let me first say..HA! really like really! Po lil tink tink.. this happened like less than a week ago and already has over a million hits.. I would crawl into a hole and jus die! Where is the plastic knife cuz I am totally slitting my wrist...She on the other hand chooses to sue! What bitch! Are we serious right now?? Ok lemme watch the vid again... yea jus what I thought.. You were texting NOT paying attention and fell your simple bitch ass into the fountain..and got out so quick that who would really have had time to help you!?? So please explain to me how that is anyone elses fault.. anddddd.. it's not like you were flailing ur arms around tawkin bout "HELP ME HELP ME I CAN'T SWIM" no boo you got in.. got out ((and wet)) and got on with your life..I watched more of this vid on ABC news and they interview her and she says herself.. She was shocked she fell into the fountain and got out and prayed no one saw her.. Totally would have done the same thing.. I would have gotten up so quickly looked around like uhhh did anyone see that and then RAN towards the parking lot.. But bitch you are trying to sue cuz you don't know how to walk and text... LULL ok then I wanna sue McDonald's because I slipped on ice in their parking lot and spilled Dr. Pepper all over my smurf blue windbreaker.. I'm not suing because I hurt myself..I'm suing because the whole drive-thru saw me biff.. AND had the nerve to honk.. ole fukkas... BETTER yet I wanna sue Walgreens cuz I totally hit a car on my way out of the parking lot.. NOT because they did something wrong but because I was too busy trying to check out some dude that I wasn't paying attention to how close I was to the car next to me... Needless to say I didn't get his number ** hangs head in shame** cuz I totally drove off... Don't judge me I was 17 and scurred...Karma is a bitch tho.. someone has totally hit and ran on me not once.. not twice.. but three times.. mhmmm lesson learned..pinky promise...
I must say I myself have ran into things while text walking... true story..walls, people. fell up a curb ((harder than it looks)) a small dog.. fukkin yap yap should watch where its going.jus sayin.. all sorts of things can happen when you text walk.. that is just the risk you are willing to take. You can't sue everyone for your fuckups..believe me if you could I would and I would be ugly rich right about now.. but I am not so you can't be either..
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