FML and the gas station attendent...disclaimer- totally cussed an uber amount in this blog--read with caution**

Totally went to the gas station on my break((HELLA BUSY BTW)).. Shell to be exact.. can't pay for fuckin gas at the pump with debit anymore..((WTFTDTA<----IDK)) anywhore..went inside and fuckin forgot what pump # I was that damn quick... so I told Habib I wasn't sure so I pointed to Vinny and was like him right there..thats my vessel.. paid for my gas went out in the blistering damn cold.. opened my gas tank..got the gas hose out put in and clicked the nozzle..and whadda kno..not a mutha fuckin thing happened.. I'm like uhhh Helllar..Habib turn this bitch on I am Freeeeezing..waited a good 30 seconds ((FELT LIKE 15 MIN)) went back in and was like "yo what the eff my shizz isn't working.. Truth be told I don't know what he said back to me.. summin like you go checky the p*&&*^&^ number or summin.. he kept pointing for me to go back out side.. super pissey.. I stomp my ass back out to the fuggn pump and like Macgyver..I start inspecting.. hmmm it keeps sayin I gotta pay before I pump.. lemme click the unleaded button and see what happens.. **beep** nuthing.. fuckkkkk its cold! still sayin I gotta pay inside.. LAWD GZUS....where is Ashton cuz I am totally feelin punked right now....I stomp back to the gas station..I'm like dude WTF I put 20$ on pump 7 and aint shit happenin.. this MF'r was like ohhhh hehehehe I thought you said 11. I pre-authed pump 11.. really Habib fuckin really not cool! Not cool at all.. and why are you laughin.. this shit aint funny.. had to get in whip vinny around to the other side.. done and done!((ON THE BRIGHT SIDE AT LEAST NO ONE TOOK MY GAS)) Moral of the story is I am a slow forgetful bitch sometimes.. sighhhhhhhhhh