Guess whose back..back again..

So I am sitting at work listening to Drake....and an older gent calls me and wanna bitch about sum shit I don't have anything to do with.. I try to be nice to this old fukka but he makin me want to Michael Myers his motha fukkin ass right thru the phone..Anywhore..my point is I get off the phone like man I hate old folks they are so fuckkin cranky.. and then **ding** BLOG TIMEEEEEEEEEE a light went off like hmmm I wonder how long of a list I can make about things I FUCKING HATE..cuz I hate plenty of shit....drum roll pleaseeeeeeeee*****

*;*  I hate pretending to be happy when someone announces they are getting married or having a baby #BitchUrDumb

*;* I hate men who think they the shit cuz they got about this (    ) much  swagg.. BITCH you broke, aint got shit, and aint about shit.. shut up before I hurt ur feelings

*;*  I hate liars

*;*  I hate pretty girls with fucked up attitudes.. bitch I will slap the taste right outtcha mouth.. please don't be fooled by my soccer mom disguise...*;* 

*;* I hate fat girls in skinny jeans..uhhh bish you realize they are skinny jeans not put them on and they make you skinny jeans ((and im a fatty so pop off!))

*;*  I hate talking on the phone.. its 2011 text a ho!

*;*  I hate gas station cawfee #cheappuccino <------dead

*;*  I hate cats.. I will football kick ur lil sneaky ass like my name is Robbie Gould ((baby breath stealer!!))

*;*  I hate that I was on a roll..then stopped to pee and can't think think now

*;*  I hate morning people.. Pop off you ole early bird get the worm lookin ass

*;*  I hate when people ask me to burn them a CD...the fuck I look like Best Buy bitch!?

*;*  I hate people who call me knowing damn well they are only calling cuz they want summin but wanna pumpfake like they really are calling to chit chat #gettothefuckingpointbitch!

*;*  I hate cheaters..If you gonna stick ur dick in another bitch why the fuck you wanna lay up with me ho ((yes dudes are hos too))!? kill yoself please and thank you

*;*  I hate Rhianna.. I hate her voice.. I hate her fucking hair!

*;*  I hate men who are ugly tryin to holla at me like they are Gods gift to women.. boy if you don't get ur fukkin dog breath cockeyed dusty elbow dirty shoestrings lookin ass up out my face...ima call security

*;*  I hate lil dick men who think they got HUGE dicks! da fuck who blew ur head up ?? his last bitch must have been a midget talkin bout she can't take it .Oopsies I meant "little person"

*;*  I hate when someone calls me and asks "whose this" ummm you fuckin dialed my number

*;*  I hate clowns **shudders

*;*  I hate repeating myself

*;*  I hate being a bitch ((ehhhh we all gotta be summin right!?!?!))

*;*  I hate breakin a nail....that shit hurts!

*;*  I hate skinny bitches! Eat a fuckin HoHo!

*;*  I hate compliments **don't judge me

*;*  I hate Diabetes

*;*  I hate people who wanna sit right next to you in a empty room with a 1,000 other open chairs!

*;*  I hate a broke bitch who always wanna kick it...this is not I repeat NOT meals on wheels homegirl

*;*  I hate that I look at females and think hmmmm she would be a whole lot cuter if she jus let me make her over


*;*  I hate when I get a cup and set it on the floor and forget I set it there and get up and kick it over..FML


*;*  I hate when someone fucks up the lyrics to a song..


*;*  I hate how the entire top half of a big bag of chips is completely air...sighhh ((Soon as I open it I'm halfway done.))


*;*  I hate when women consider themselves to be "wifey" ughhh kill yo self!


*;*  I hate when people don't walk across the street when there are no cars coming.. sooo you really jus gonna wait for the hand to light up !? #PleaseStopBeingALawAbider


*;*  I hate bitches with chipped nail polish..jump already ho..are you that fucking lazy like really!


AND last but not least


*;* I hate hate hate seeing a baby(s) who look dirty and raggady like they haven't been bathed in a week with kool-aid stained face and dried up snot and dirty ass too small not matchin clothes on and their momma look like she jus got her hair done nails done everything did high siddity with her 200$ purse. BITCH kill yoself for bringin your child outside lookin like rahhhh! ole unfit ass heffa!*;*