I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes. Hate in my heart, love in my mind.

I read this article the other day about a woman cutting off her mans dick and then putting the severed wenis into a garbage disposal. My thoughts were ALL over the place...


#1What did this muffukka do to piss her off?
#2 How will he ever fuck again?
#3 How the hell did it get to this point that she felt the need to cut his thang thang off?
#4 I wonder what a severed dick looks like?


I'm sure these are absolutely normal thoughts that one has when reading a story like this.


Now I can't help but wonder what he done did to piss her off. Ima go with he was fuckin around or he got caught up doin some bullshit.. Ima say that dude did the dummy and led this girl on into thinking that she meant more to him than she actually did.. kinda like Rocko said "we just be coolin it we aint going steady" If you don't tell a bitch that 9 times outta 10 she gonna assume cuz ya'll fuckin you go together.. So fella's keep it 100!! & ladies...dick is never that serious.. NEVER EVER.. Dick is everywhere and why females do the crazy dumb shit that they do over some dick I will  never understand.. But I am hoping with this blog I can enlighten a chick and hopefully save a dicks life..






I compiled a list of "signs" that you might be a JUMP OFF if...I hope this list will help these crazy bitches and save a dick one day.. real talk


Drum roll please………..


You know you are the sideline chick when…..


** If you get sent to VM ALL the time


** If you only kick it at night….


**If ya’ll “order in” but never go out


**if you gotta be incognito on facebook and talk in codes mhmmm you the other bitch


** if you write something on his FB Wall and it vanishes or you are not able to tag photos of him, and his relationship status is single… girl you really need to rethink your relationship

**if he tells you he care about you but he don't annouce you his girl cuz he don't like everybody in his business... ** BULLSHIT you the other woman! skeeeeeettttt


** if he disappears every Holiday… **cough cough** baby bye!


** when you tell himyou love himand you get “thanks” as a response.... bitch run!!! Run as fast as you can!


 ** if he hasn’t spent ANY money on you.. child shit not only are you not his main..he is cheap!


**If your name is saved in his phone as some lame ass nickname he don’t even call you...… mhmmmm you already kno!


**If you all are just “chillin"  6 months later.. he a dirty dog


** he get you pregnant and stop talking to you or demand that you “get rid of it” or claim it aint his then probably that’s because he got a wife that is gonna KILL him…


**you see him in public and he act like he doesn’t know a bitch..probably because he’s with his bitch


**Mcdonald’s is NOT I repeat NOT a romantic dinner..


**February 15^th is NOT valentine’s day.. so those discounted candy and flowers don’t mean SHIT


**if you notice a pattern of him calling at a certain time or seeing him on certain days.. then yous a HO..a sideline HO..


**if he has your house key but you don’t have his.. mhmmmmmmmmmmm child you AL-RHET-TY kno..


**if he always decides when ya’ll gonna kick it… yurp you’ze a jumpoff


**if during Christmas and Valentine’s day he prepares you ahead of time that he aint getting you shit like he a Jehovah Witness or he don’t celebrate that bullshit.. You’ze a jumpoff!


**If every time you try and talk about your “status” and his response is that you're nagging and complaining too much is why ya'll not official or why ya’ll gotta put labels on some shit… stop playin ya self.. you aint shit to him!


*** disclaimer***
Sidelines come in all shapes, sizes, colors blah blah blah… the baddest bitch could be a sideline. It doesn’t matter what you look like it can and probably has or will happen to you..girl fuck em girl FUCK HIM he the one that’s fucked up not you.. so don’t trip it happens..i hope this helps so you don't go and off yourself or summin...

Ho…Ho…Youzzz a Ho..Youzzz a Ho..sideline ho.. when you called his phone did he pick it up? Nooooooooo <-------that didn't help did it??